cooooool
(Source: gavrilovic, via florencelikes)
cooooool
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yeah so what people like pussy n shit i bet cartoonists like girls even more cos they spend so much time writing cartoons and not gettin that mad cooch
(Source: theamericankid, via juliasegal)
obviously, being a douchebag is what actuallyturns you on
(Source: johnnydeppravageme, via juliasegal)
this picture makes me think about my Mum and how it’s good she got a new partner after her and my Dad split up. Otherwise it might be her sitting there, staring out the window like a sad old sack.
(Source: darksilenceinsuburbia, via thecountryfucker)
sorrrrrrry, nobody cares
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“… for getting chicks into bed”
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Life without alcohol is so fucking boring.
i wonder if these chicks would let you do everything else, except for kissing